Markos: Isn't there any way I can get in? Bouncer: No. Go away. Markos: Okay, okay. Hold on a sec. Markos: How about now? Bouncer: That's a five. Bouncer: How about you get the hell out of here before I kick your ass? Markos: Fine! But this is why I never go out!Show/Hide Transcript
Issue 1, Page 6
The Markos Method of Manipulation is always a sure-fire way to get you into trouble.